"The world was not made for humans, but humans were made for the world."
Nah, she didn't

Lennie Winter

Valentina, 16, British, Lily Evans' mistress.


do not believe those silly rumors that there is actually a robot running this blog to further the goals of its kind. how ridiculous. come friends let us engage in our favorite human activities together. ah yes. breathing. blinking. photosynthesis. yes,

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9540 notes / 12 hours ago
"No, no, no, no, no. You lot have been watching much too much Star Wars. James is DEFINITELY Harry’s father. Doesn’t everybody Harry meets say ‘you look just like your father’? And hasn’t Dumbledore already told Harry that Voldemort is the last surviving descendent of Salazar Slytherin? Just to clarify - this means that Harry is NOT a descendent of Salazar Slytherin." -

J.K. Rowling when addressing the rumor that “Voldemort is Harry’s real father/grandfather/close relative of some description

I don’t think any of you understand just how much that “DEFINITELY” gives me life. Like when Jo says “definitely,” all I see is “sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sEX”

(via comealongraggedypond)

(via jamesandlilyaredead)

336 notes / 12 hours ago


Ah but imagine that from the very beginning, every single time the Marauders get in trouble, Sirius makes a subtle movement to step in front of the others. It doesn’t matter if just one of them is with him or all three. He’ll step in front. And he doesn’t even realize that…

343 notes / 14 hours ago


next time someone tells you Muslim countries oppress women, let them know Pakistan, Bangladesh, Indonesia, Turkey, Kosovo, Kyrgyzstan, and Senegal have all had female Presidents or Prime Ministers and 1/3rd of Egypt’s parliament is female but the US has yet to even have a female vice president and can’t say “vagina” when discussing female reproductive rights

(Source: la-rinascente, via jonsnowhite)

313430 notes / 14 hours ago

The automatic criminalization of black and brown bodies
little hetero things


color coding your infant children

(via hauntedgodricshollow)

20945 notes / 1 day ago




A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes

orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp

twelve year old Daniel Radcliffe shoving a nearly-naked Orlando Bloom into his closet

(via thechamberofsecrets)

174854 notes / 2 days ago


If you tell a someone w boobs that they need to buy a shirt/dress that covers up their bra chances are you need to buy some pants to cover up your diaper because you are a massive whiny piss baby

(via orgasmic-humor)

33204 notes / 3 days ago

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