"The world was not made for humans, but humans were made for the world."
Nah, she didn't

Lennie Winter

Valentina, 16, British, Lily Evans' mistress.


[puts head in hands] oh god he’s so attractive

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482637 notes / 2 hours ago
Tear gas




Do not wear contact lenses if you are in a situation where you may be tear-gassed.  When I went through basic training, we were warned that there was a possibility the tear gas they were using could melt contact lenses.


That’s insane, please be careful y’all

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60145 notes / 2 hours ago



May I ask why Ginny’s Patronus wasn’t a stag?

I suppose it’s because Ginny is a strong, independent woman with an own piece of mind. Her world does not revolve around Harry and she never let her love for him define her personality. Actually this is one of…

472 notes / 2 hours ago

If only more people thought like this.


I’m rereading Order of the Phoenix and Harry idolises James so much that it’s adorable, like he’s disappointed about not being a prefect but then just the fact that his father wasn’t either and that he’s following in his father’s footsteps makes it okay??

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65 notes / 9 hours ago

one day this won’t make me laugh but today is not that day
"Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress." -

Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”

She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.

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415650 notes / 9 hours ago


I got one of those sleeping masks you put over your eyes to keep the light out of your eyes and i was like “haha I wonder what this looks like on” so i took it to the mirror and put it on and then I realized the flaw in my plan

(via orgasmic-humor)

88451 notes / 9 hours ago


"this pizza is gonna go straight to my butt" i say as i grab the pizza and slap it against my butt

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42682 notes / 10 hours ago


his eyes were twitter-blue as they stared out into the yahoo-purple and youtube-red clouds over a facebook-blue sea dotted with the broken deviantart-green tree branches. and then his eyes darkened to tumblr-blue speckled with wikipedia-grey as he turned to his fiery fox. “let’s begin,” he said, his voice like chrome. “let’s begin exploring this internet.” and they binged off into the setting sun at a google miles per hour.

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113497 notes / 11 hours ago

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